I WILL STAB YOU
CUTE MOUNTAIN DREW ON MY DASH HELLO YOU CUTE THING
((SDIJFIOSDFIOSDJF HIIII ALICIA)))
welcome back *pushes ur hat down on you*
(Source: temptress-rhapsody)
girl goes through holes while being followed by a bearded guy who may or may not be romantically involved with a square
also shes being watched by a robot
((cakey already did portal so here’s a different one
some science dude winds up on some place because of possibly the devil? we don’t know why but he has to eat stuff and also there’s buffalo))
((some asshole and his friends live on an island and theres this key and they’re all after the red haired chick’s poon tang but then there was disney characters and he saved the universe and that’s only the first game.))
(Source: mylittlefangirl)
“Neat. Isn’t that a little… controversial? I mean, good on you, and you did come out pretty well translated, but why the risk?”
To make sure I’m around to further science, of course. And it’s no more controversial than those fools down at Black Mesa conducting experiments that resulted in a Resonance Cascade.
“Oh, yea- er.” Gordon cleared his throat, a little nervous. “Yeah. I… I heard about that one. Tough spot, that. Nobody’s fault, really, just a horrible accident.”
“You were suppose to be scientists Who’s idea was it to stop using common sense and instead just poke things with sticks willy nilly? I’ll admit, we threw science at the wall here, but we weren’t dealing with anything that could bring about the end of the world.”
Cave paused for a moment, considering what he just said.
“The end of the world happened, didn’t it?”
He grits his teeth.
“Yes… it did. Be happy you missed it, it was… unpleasant. Very unpleasant.”
“Neat. Isn’t that a little… controversial? I mean, good on you, and you did come out pretty well translated, but why the risk?”
To make sure I’m around to further science, of course. And it’s no more controversial than those fools down at Black Mesa conducting experiments that resulted in a Resonance Cascade.
“Oh, yea- er.” Gordon cleared his throat, a little nervous. “Yeah. I… I heard about that one. Tough spot, that. Nobody’s fault, really, just a horrible accident.”
“…Name’s Freeman. Doctor Freeman. It’s been a while. How have you bee- wait. How are you still alive?”
Science, that’s how. Had the lab boys brain map me, and then had my consciousness stored until android technology was perfected.
“Neat. Isn’t that a little… controversial? I mean, good on you, and you did come out pretty well translated, but why the risk?”
“…Cave?”
Cave Johnson, owner, founder, and CEO of Aperture Science. Who are you?
“…Name’s Freeman. Doctor Freeman. It’s been a while. How have you bee- wait. How are you still alive?”
